it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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