You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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