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I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
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you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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