how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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