Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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