you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Randomize
