How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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