Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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i came on her dog
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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