high people should be assigned attendants
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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