people are starting to question the shark bite story
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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