doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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