So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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