I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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