So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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