I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I am mentally ready for anal.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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