I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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