I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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