I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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