is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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