David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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