alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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