do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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