Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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