My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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