some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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