they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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