Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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