BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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