im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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