a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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