went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I wear drunk well.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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