Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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