he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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