In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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