Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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