If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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