All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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