I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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