we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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