Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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