Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I have post one night stand depression
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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