I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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