It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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