I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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