The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Couch. On fire.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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