The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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