even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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