bring money and cleavage
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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