So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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