worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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