Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back

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(510): View more from California

I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Green mimosas i think yes

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(330): View more from Ohio

I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter

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(541): View more from Oregon

blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents

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(740): View more from Ohio

I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!

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(203): View more from Connecticut

It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.

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