dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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