i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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