I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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